Hello. Would any of you lovely people like to hire me to do water policy work? Things are fine here; my job is solid. But my side project was very exhilarating and leaves me in a mood for steep learning curves and new thoughts. I know there’s nothing you want more in your office than an opinionated, foul-mouthed co-worker, and here I am, potentially interested! Please email me at email@example.com if you have an opportunity for me in the Sacramento area. Thank you, all!