Hey friends,
I’ll be passing through the Valley late Monday night. Anyone in Fresno want to put me up for the night? I would be a terrible guest, arriving late and leaving very early and showing up empty-handed and sleepy. But I’m worried about doing the rest of the drive that late at night, and I would be very grateful. If that is convenient for anyone, please email me at (thisblogname)@gmail.com .
Thank you!
OtPR
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I’d put you up just so I could meet you, however, you are traveling the wrong direction!
That being said, safe travels, my friend.